once, there was an ugly barnacle.

he was so ugly that everyone died.

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
2hyun
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2hyun
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Total number of completed stories: not counting drabbles, 10. I wrote sixteen drabbles that were decent enough to be reposted after the meme.
Total word count: without my wips, it can't be more than 30k. my guess is 25k.
Fandom breakdown: shinee, super junior, beast, 4minute, dream high, snsd, sm the ballad, jay park. apparently I didn't write anything f(x) this year??

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sorry for being such an angstbunny, guys :( but I'm excited for coming home and doing nothing and hopefully talking to people and writing fic. and for london ofc :3

kacts list- nautisch
jonghyun
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I am so vanilla, I don't even know why I'm doing this. porn is welcome but NOT a must by any means.

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short jongyu meta for diana
jonghyun
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FROM MELBOURNE TO PARIS LONDON TO NEW YORK
nole goes to seaworld
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NOVAK DJOKOVIC PIMP POST LADIES AND GENTS

his name is the djoker and he signs it with a smileCollapse )

a big thanks to an_ljubic and sapphirespells for helping me with this :DDDDDD

wassup la (aka smtown la...thing)
jonghyun
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okay first warning: I don't have any pictures :( which, yes, is entirely my fault. I charged my camera and then forgot the vital step of PUTTING THE BATTERY BACK IN. so yeah. I suck. I'm sorry. if it makes you feel any better, since the stadium was dark and the lights were insane there are very few pictures that would have come out well. anyway.

also, weirdly, it ended two hours earlier than I think smtown seoul did? although I think that might have been a combination of a) the afterparty, b) la transit being a douche and ending really early and c) the staples center being like gtfo idek. I honestly didn't mind that much. we still got a LOT of special stages and eargasms.

the good news is that I got there just fine, taking the train. we got a hotel for after the show and then I came back to school this morning. and then collapsed onto my bed. I hate los angeles, shittiest city in the entire world, but I'll do it for you, smtown.

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other than the obvious seeing smtown live part, they left a huge impression on me because of how hard they tried to speak english exclusively throughout the show. at kmf nicole said "are you guys having fun?" like twice and nichkhun introduced himself in english, and one older singer spoke english but that was really it- all the announcements and mc dialogues were in korean, and most of the artists didn't even try. it sounds bizarre, but at smtown I felt like, as an english-speaking fan, I actually mattered to them. even if they just said "my name is ____" or "thank you" it made a huge difference. I think boa, tiffany, siwon, henry, krystal, and key made a big impact on the english-speaking fans because of this, boa, fany, and henry especially, because you could tell they were nervous and it was really sweet. key's english has improved, too, his pronunciation is really good and he talks pretty quickly in comparison to say, siwon and boa. likewise, zhang liyin/zhou mi/victoria got huge reception from the chinese fans when they spoke mandarin. idek I just really, really appreciated them even trying to speak my language. it made the whole concert that much nicer :")

THIS IS OBSCENELY LONG AND PICTURE-LESS I'M SORRY. if any of you guys have been watching fancams or seen some cute pictures, please send them to me because I don't have any :(

pretend this is a beast icon
2hyun
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pictures from kmf 2010 from me. they're not like, up close and personal shots, but hey I did what I could with my 12x zoom.

beast, trot singers, kim jong kook, 2pm, kara, and two wonder girlsCollapse )

my hand cramps up and my mind gets hazy.
nole goes to seaworld
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~indian wells~ days three and four, compiled in one post because we got out of our session on day three at midnight and like hell was I posting then :|

shirtless murray, lots of rafa, chinese womance, spanish bromance, and roddickCollapse )

give me some water i'll be here a while
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~indian wells~ day two

shirtless people, bromantic spaniards, andys roddick and murray, jelena jankovic, and much more awaits youCollapse )

autograph....AUTOGRAPH
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~indian wells~ day one

andy murray being ridic, kim clijsters's handwriting, and rogrog!!Collapse )

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